Monday, June 22, 2020

We've Got You Covered...With Masks, That Is!

The US Centers for Disease Control (CDC) now recommends that all Americans wear a face mask outside their homes... we've got you covered!

First a few bad mask jokes...
  1. My Wife is freaking out about this coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning...
    Now I’m two hours late and I don’t even like Jim Carey
  2. They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket...
    They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
  3. Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
    She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

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